If George W. and a monkey was to do battle with flash cards who would win?

Monkey knows sign language!!!!

If George W. and a monkey was to do battle with flash cards who would win?
"were" to do battle... They have both got you beat
Reply:The Monkey Bush would Nat be capable of figuring out how to use flash cards with out Rumesfeld giving him instructions
Reply:You are an as*hole!
Reply:the monkey, Bush is to stupid to figure it out.
Reply:George W.
Reply:The monkey would win. BUT George W. would have the results fixed for him by his brother, so that it would look like he had won. Or have his crooked cronies have it fixed somehow, so that when he didn't win, it would still look that way.
Reply:monkeys
Reply:OK what terrorist's blew open the doors of the lunatic hotel


now we gotta go round all you loony tunes back up and put you somewhere safer. possibly in Iran where you belong.


President Bush would talk the monkey around and persuade it that it was you hid its Banana. So they would both attack you and send you home to Mummy with a soiled Nappy.
Reply:lets face it if Bush did'nt have Tony Blair to lick his ar** the monkey would win hands down!
Reply:it is good they let the mental patients use the comp for therapy.
Reply:Addition, Subtraction, or Multiplication?
Reply:George.





Thanks for the two points on this pointless and easy to answer question.
Reply:the monkey.
Reply:i bet they could both take you.
Reply:They are both monkeys so the monkey would win.
Reply:That depends... are they solving the problems or just chucking them at each other?
Reply:Hmmm... Tough one. I'd have to give the advangate to the monkey, though, for nor ordering troops into harm's way for no good reason.
Reply:Paris W. Hilton could beat both of them.
Reply:Nice question.
Reply:monkey of course.
Reply:Monkey would be too busy reminiscing about Monika Lewinski and Bush would Win!
Reply:George, because dick cheney would just shoot the monkey.
Reply:Dubya would send in troops to kill the monkey...then he would win by default.
Reply:if they were playing cards bush will win because he's good in cards





but if they were playing pool the monkey will win he's better
Reply:its a toss up in my humble opinion (and i say that with the first amendment as my defense because after all it still is a free country, right?)...but i think it would depend on the prize